And I'm too proud to beg for your attention and your friendship and your time. So you can come n' get it from now on. -B. Carlile

I think I'm in love with Craig Ferguson

In the words of Will Smith...

Oh HELLLLLLLL naww........

The place where I work just blocked access to Twitter and Facebook in a heroic attempt to make my day even more boring. I didn't know that was possible. Thank you IT douchebags, for boldly taking me closer to suicide than any individual has yet to do.

Want this.

Zero to Sixty

Or should I say "Bored to Busy"

I got the babysitting job (yay?) so I'll have some sort of income in my new town. Income is good. Income is good. I need income. I'll just keep telling myself that. Woo income. Who cares if I paid thousands of dollars for a degree that I'm not using? Ten bucks an hour is better than selling my soul to the devil and working for Chevron... I think.

On a happier note...

Ice cream maker is here!!!
The bowl is in the process of freezing, so I won't be able to make any till tomorrow. I'm thinking...

STRAWBERRY!!!

Mmmmm... And I think I'll be making a Pina Colada version for my honeybuns. Whoa- little early for a tush reference. Sorry. And I wanna make french vanilla but a freaking vanilla bean is like 15 bucks! How do you grow a vanilla plant? Is this feasible for my climate? Cause I could make bank at Farmer's Market.

Random thought: I cannot stand any sort of day planner that doesn't show me the whole month on the same page. For instance...

This:

trumps this:

(shun the weekly planner....shun.)

What does that say for my personality? Nevermind- I already figured it out. That I plan for happiness in the future more than I plan for it in the moment. Don't even get me started on that crazy train of thought.

Moving on. I woke up at 6:15 today and I feel great. I need to start waking up earlier. You never realize the lethargy you feel until you don't feel it anymore. Or as my dad would say, "I can see clearly now- the rain is gone!"

Fantastic.

Comfort eating and retail therapy inevitably result in poverty, obesity, and heartburn.

So excited for this...

She has the most amazing recipes! (And the most amazing life- but that's besides the point.)