Shit Ida Says.

Ida is my 70 year old cubicle mate from Oklahoma.

"I like your outfit today. It's very professional. Much better than all your hooker shirts."

Conversations

Me. This show is stupid. Everybody is sleeping with everybody. It's incestuous.
Him. Then why are you watching it?
Me. I used to like it. You know, I think my values are changing. Oh my gosh, I'm turning into you!
Him. Is that a bad thing?
Me. Honestly, I'd rather you turn into me. I'm awesome.