Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Mr. Grumpledump's Song

Everything's wrong,
Days are too long,
Sunshine's too hot,
Wind is too strong.
Clouds are too fluffy,
Grass is too green,
Ground is too dusty,
Sheets are too clean.
Stars are too twinkly,
Moon is too high,
Water's too drippy,
Sand is too dry.
Rocks are too heavy,
Feathers too light,
Kids are too noisy,
Shoes are too tight.
Folks are too happy,
Singin' their songs.
Why can't they see it?
Everything's wrong!

I'm pretty sure I have posted this on every blog I have ever blogged. And I'm pretty sure I feel this way every couple weeks- no matter what is going on in my life. This could be me in a couple weeks: "Oh ya, I just won the lottery and I'm gonna go on a trip around the world. But my toenail polish is chipping!! Gah! Everything's wrong. "

But today- everything IS wrong. I won't bore you with the details. It could be that my head isn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that my shoes are too tight. My, am I Grinchy today or what?

In other news- check out my photo, recently edited by ShakeItPhoto from iPhone. (Thanks Ally for that 99 cent recommendation). It makes me look almost happy to be wearing that silly-looking hat.

And in OTHER LOCAL news. Check out the 13 foot shark from Cambria. I want to be his friend. I shall call him Fluffy.

(In case you can't tell. That's his dorsel fin and the
bump to the right is his tail fin. BIG BOY!)

I have eaten 3 brownies and 2 pieces of German Chocolate Cake since starting this entry. I feel MUCH better. :)

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